When Wanderlust Strikes: Two Simple Recipes for the Trail

      Good afternoon, one and all!

     This entry is aimed at all the Scouters, hikers, fitness nuts, campers, and anyone who enjoys the Great Outdoors.
I spent several years as a Scout, and today I still love camping, hiking, and biking around the wilderness. Combine this with a love of food and baking, and you can see why the idea of campsite cooking appeals to me greatly.
Now most people who aren’t Scouts, don’t know any, or don’t enjoy camping will likely still be living under the misapprehension that eating on a campout involves hotdogs and marshmallows on sticks, cold meat and soup out of cans, and a lethal amount of granola and beef jerky.
      Well, yes- there is that. Mostly on hiking trips (when one needs to pack light), dried provisions are a popular way to get the calories, carbs, and protein you need in a light, easy package. Canned goods are heavy and rarely happen, as are any provisions that might require a cooler (such as the hot dogs.)

Marshmallows are fair game though.

Anyway, the point is that when you are enjoying the active lifestyle of the outdoors, it helps to carry the right food with you. For a long hike, you are generally looking for food that:

  • Is lightweight, and doesn’t have much water in it. You can add water from your canteen.
  • Isn’t easily perishable, or at least has a long shelf-life.
  • Creates little waste product so you don’t have to worry about shlepping around a bag of trash.
  • Provides the nutrients and energy you need to keep moving.
  • Most importantly, is tasty enough that you won’t get sick of it quickly.

You could certainly shell out for beef jerky, trail mix, ramen noodles, and dried fruit, but why not bolster that with these two handy little recipes that you can make at home? Save money, save trash, and save your tastebuds!

Scottish Bannocks

These tasty little buggers are an old recipe and a quintessential trail ration. Quick to make and easy to bake, bannocks taste like a cross between a biscuit and an oatmeal cookie. Functioning as a little puck of carbs and starch, travelers would eat one or two in the morning and drink some water. The bannocks would make them feel nice and full- at least till lunch!
This recipe is one of my favorites. Very simple, and thus very easy to alter and doctor as you see fit. What follows below is my recipe, modified from an original from GardenGuides.com. The original can be found here.

Ingredients

  • 1 1/2 cups All-purpose flour
  • 1 cup Quick-cooking oats
  • 1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter, room temperature
  • 1 tbs packed brown sugar
  • 1 tbs maple syrup
  • 1 tbs Baking powder
  • 1 pinch Of salt
  • 1/2 cup (about) milk
    1. Preheat your oven to 450° F.
    2. Combine all ingredients except milk in a large mixing bowl. Using a pastry blender, two knives (or your fingers), work the butter into the mix until you can’t see any large globs.
    3. Using a sturdy wooden spoon, mix in the milk.You might need a little more or less than the half cup- you’re looking for a stiff, malleable, but overall smooth consistency that’s not too sticky.
    4. When the dough gets too difficult to stir, turn it out on to a lightly floured surface and knead the dough- that is, folding the dough over and over on itself in order to mix it. Press the dough into a flat disc, fold it in half, then turn the dough 90 degrees, fold it again. Repeat just until the dough holds together in a uniform mass.
    5. Reflour your surface, and rub flour on your rolling pin. Roll the dough out to around 1/3″ thick. Use whichever rolling pin you find most comfortable and easiest to use. Remember to rotate the dough after each pass with the rolling pin in order to keep it even and smooth. Reflour the surface and pin if they stick, but be careful not too use too much- it’ll affect the texture and flavor of your bannocks.
    6. Using a biscuits cutter or cookie cutter, cut out small discs from the rolled-out dough. Geometry will come into play here, as you want to get as many discs as you can fit. Set the discs on an ungreased sheet pan or cookie sheet spaced about an inch apart, then gather up the scrap dough, re-roll it to 1/3″ thick, and repeat.
    7. Bake in oven for 12 to 15 minutes, or until they are lightly browned. Serve warm that day if you like, or let them cool on a rack, and wrap them up airtight in plastic wrap, tupperware, or little zip bags. They’ll keep a good long while, and are best gently warmed and spread with a little jam, butter, or maple syrup.

    Swedish Hard Tack (a.k.a. “Lembas Bread)

    The Lord of the Rings fans among us will recognize instantly what this is. Described in the books as a magical Elvish travel ration, one small corner can apparently fill the stomach of a grown man. In reality, this Swedish Hard Tack comes pretty close, working on the same principle as the Scottish Bannocks. Another simple recipe, this one is also very doctorable- above I riddled it with caraway seeds, but I’ve also made this with herbs, spices, and dried fruits (like raisins.) This recipe originally came off of AllRecipes.com
    Don’t let any Hobbits near them.

    Ingredients
    2 3/4 cups flour
    1/4 cup sugar (switch out with honey/maple syrup/ brown sugar if you like)
    1/2 tsp baking soda
    pinch of salt
    1/2 cup (1 stick) of butter
    1 cup buttermilk
    Any extra ingredients you like (seeds, spices, herbs, raisins, etc.)

    1. Preheat oven to 375 
    2. Sift together the dry ingredients in a large bowl, and then cut in the butter until you can’t see anymore large globs.
    3. Stir in the buttermilk until it all holds together. Use more or less buttermilk as you feel necessary.
    4. Roll out on to a floured surface to 1/4″ to 1/8′ inch thick. Cut the dough into 4″ squares and cut each diagonally. Re-roll scraps and repeat. Using a fork, prick each triangle several times.
    5. Bake the triangles on ungreased cookie sheets or sheet pans until dry and light brown- maybe 10 minutes or so. Let them cool before eating. If packing them for a trip, stack them in small bundles and wrap tightly in tinfoil.

    How did these turn out for you? Comments? Questions? Ideas for how to improve them? Share in the comments!

    Stay classy, and happy trails!

    -BHB

    Food Shows, Food Porn, and an Indecently Decent Proposal

    Hey everyone!

    A few weeks ago, a thought occured to me.
    Anytime I find myself out and about and strike up a conversation, this invariably happens-

    Stranger: “So  what do you do for a living?”
    Me: “Me? I’m a baker.”
    Stranger: (suddenly  excited) “Yeah?! You ever watch Cake Boss/ Ace of Cakes/ Cupcake Wars?  I love that show!

    Now, I feel I should  clarify something here. I harbor no ill will toward any of these shows. I am grateful for food shows and Food Network for bringing fantastic foods and cuisines into the public eye and (ideally) helping to create a more discerning, healthier, and gastronomically open-minded populous.

    The problem, I feel, is the pedestal

    The public look at these cakes, pies, pastries, and so on, watch them, drool over them, but DO NOT MAKE THEM. “Oh goodness, I WISH I  could make that!” “Wow! How did they do that?! That’s incredible! I can’t imagine building that!” Beautifully executed food gets placed up on a pedestal- admired, never attempted. Tantalizing, but untouchable. This is the real reason so many of these shows are (appropriately) called “food porn.” Exquisitely crafted food experiences that many people (assume they will) never get to actually experience.

    You wish you could make that cake? That salmon? Those fascinating little cupcakes?

    You can. They did.

    Baking is like any other artistic field- in a way, it’s a blend of art and science. Talent certainly is nice, but what do you NEED to become a baker? The following-

    • A basic knowledge of math.
    • A basic knowledge of chemistry.
    • The ability to follow directions.
    • An eye for detail.
    • Creativity.

    Anything else can be developed with time, patience, practice, and above all, the knowledge that failure is not to be feared. 


    As I reflected on all this, I made a decision- on this blog, I will dedicate a few entries to writing down some tips and procedures for how to make those beautiful cakes you see on the TV. Not really recipes per say- you can find cake and pastry recipes all over the net. I’ll be offering you techniques- tidbits of information I’ve picked up and learned in my time as a bake. Want to learn how to keep your place in a long recipe? How to color and flavor (and make!) fondant? How to sculpt with marzipan? How to stack a cake so it looks like a skyscraper rather than the Leaning Tower of  Pisa? No problem.

    What do you guys think? Any special requests or ideas for what I should go over? Tell me in the comments!

    Stay classy, folks!

    -BHB

    What Does Amanda Palmer Know About Baking?

    I have no idea- I’ll have to ask Neil Gaiman about that- but she clearly knows a lot about small business and how to reach out to one’s audience. Here’s a link to here recent TED speech which has gone viral on the internet-
    http://on.ted.com/Amanda

    It should be noted that, while I am not a rabid fan of her music, I DO enjoy it and think she has immense talent, and after hearing this speech, I found myself taking mental notes.

    The Black Hat Bakery is a small business. A VERY small business. And you, my readers and customers, are the lifeblood of it. More than that, however, you are all friends who see me and my work as enjoyable and worthy of support. Amanda is right- asking for help IS a very difficult thing for a lot of people, myself especially. Perhaps it’s more than coincidence that I saw this video right after starting up the Black Hat Bakery “Mad Hatter’s Club”- a small Facebook group (which you can join! Just send me a note for an invite!) of people who are willing to chip in a small donation so I can fund my experiments and keep putting great stuff on the menu. 
    The Black Hat Bakery isn’t where I want it to be- not yet. But I believe it will, and I’ll have you all to thank for it. 🙂

    Stay classy, everyone!
    -BHB

    Turkey Day Turnout and Experiments Gone Wrong

    PictureThe BHB sans hat! Save this for posterity…

    A belated Happy Thanksgiving to one and all! Hope everyone enjoyed time with family, porked themselves silly, and got to taste something wonderful!
    My family was QUITE excited for me to bake up some goodies, and here we can see exactly how baking orders tend to evolve…

    It all started with my uncle. He called and asked for a few desserts:
    “Can you make, like, maybe two things?”
    “Sure, what would you like?”
    “Well, I know you like to experiment, so maybe we can do one of your weird recipes, and one thing a bit more conventional? 

    So I picked out my Carrot Cake (my uncle’s favorite) and a Sacher Torte (the godking of Viennese pastry.) Then I decided, “Hmm.. I’m not eating all this myself- I’d better crowdsource some ideas.”
    Most of the people I asked just said “Anything you make, I’ll eat.” I love my family… so trusting! My sisters, however, made their opinions clear.

    Little sister, Lauren: “I’m REALLY tasting cheesecake, and pumpkin pie…”
    Older sister, Steph: “MAPLE BACON CUPCAKES. YOU PROMISED ME THEM FOR MY BIRTHDAY FOR TWO YEARS! MAPLE BACON CUPCAKES!”

    So after three straight days of baking, you can see the results: Carrot Cake, Maple Bacon Cupcakes, Sugar-Free Pumpkin Pie (a favor to my father and other uncle, both diabetic), and an improved version of the Sweet Cinnamon Pretzel Cheesecake.


    Picture

    Mmmmhmm!

         Since Thanksgiving has been over, I’ve had more time to get back toward experimenting. Although I AM careful to share all my successes with you guys, I won’t lie and say there haven’t been failures- the most recent being this brilliant idea: The Thin Mint Sachertorte.
    The idea was brilliant and clever enough: Sachertorte is an amazing, dry, rich chocolate cake, layered with apricot jam, and enrobed in ganache. My idea was simple enough- Add mint wherever possible, and make a send-up to one of America’s favorite Girl Scout cookies. (I’m partial to Samoas myself- please don’t burn down my house!)
    My lapses in judgement consisted mostly of my choice of filling- I used mint jelly. Now any sensible person knows the obvious differences between jelly and jam. In this case, the key differences I forgot involved structure and water content. Before enrobing, the cake is “iced” in the jam. When warm ganache meets jelly though, the jelly becomes sweet, mint-flavored water. Miserable structure, and miserable eye-appeal. The taste was also, as my chef would say, “not optimal.” 
    Ideas for next time: Use a jam that compliments mint, or perhaps create a sweet mint puree. Thoughts? Comment!

    My next project took place two days ago. Those who may not know me personally may have ALREADY picked up on this, but I am a huge literary nerd. So when an Eagle Scout friend of mine sent me a recipe for Swedish Hardtack, calling it his troops “lembas bread,” I immediately wanted to try it.
    Hardtack is a quintessential trail food- thick wafers of chewy, tough bread that eats well enough on it’s own, provides essential carbs for a hike, is lightweight, packable, and apparently NEVER goes bad. I have no pictures of this, but suffice to say that I will be making improvements. For those who would like the recipe, follow this link!
    http://www.quietjourney.com/recipes/swedish_hardtack.html

    That’s all the horror stories I have to offer for right now, but I WILL keep you posted! Next post will involve what’s currently in the oven- a holiday classic that I’ve never tasted before: mincemeat pie!

    Stay classy,

    The BHB

    In Which Pretzels, Lovecraft, Voodoo, and Candy Make Themselves Known

    Greetings friends!
    So now we’ve seen how good I am at keeping this blog updated regularly, but I shall improve on that!
    The benefit of the long cold sleep, however… PICTURES OF MAD SCIENCE!

    First of, the promised production from the first post- SWEET CINNAMON PRETZEL CHEESECAKE!

    Picture

    Still in the pan here, just before baking….

    Picture

    Oh child…. !

    Picture

    OoO

    As can be seen in this photographic evidence, the cake was AMAZING. While I was a bit displeased with the pretzel crust (my food processor kicked the bucket, so that crust was brought to you by me, a rolling pin, a bag of pretzels, and some angry music), the filling was excellent. I had been slightly worried that sprinkling the cinnamon on top would be off-putting, but it proved to be flavorful and a most effective garnish! Perhaps in a clever design next time?

    Next up- THE INNSMOUTH COOKIES!

    For anyone that successfully managed to dodge that little pun, these cookies are my send-off to the works of H.P. Lovecraft- creator of the Cthulhu Mythos, and author of such works as “The Shadow Over Innsmouth”, “At the Mountains of Madness”, “The Strange Case of Charles Dexter Ward”, “Dreams at the Witch House”, and of course, “The Call of Cthulhu.” If you are not familiar with his work and are into science fiction and cosmic horror, you should certainly pick up a volume.
    These cookies are inspired by the story “The Shadow Over Innsmouth,” in which a young man is touring Massachusetts and decides to stop in at the quiet city of Innsmouth and find out WHY people say it’s so strange, why people never seem to want to go there, and why the citizenry there seem to be ill-favored with certain characteristics that given them “the Innsmouth look…” To that effect, the cookies capture the flavors of New England- cranberries, walnuts, and oatmeal, with the strange addition of seaweed. (That’s the ONLY hint you’re getting. No spoilers here!)

    At first I was slightly dismayed that the seaweed added little to the flavor profile, but I soon realized that in made for it in nutritional value (by adding seaweed, I could cut the salt in the recipe and include all the nutritional benefits of the seaweed itself), as well as it’s eye appeal and intrigue. What stands out first and foremost is the cookie itself- oatmeal and cranberry.

    Finally, we come to my most recent experiment, and a bolder foray into candymaking-
    BARON SAMEDI PEANUT BUTTER CUPS!

    These were VERY exciting for me to make. It all started with making a batch of my Baron Samedi cupcakes (check out the menu!), and finiding myself having a bit of the spicy peanut butter filling left over. I was VERY pleased that the filling had come out well, and didn’t want to simply watch it sit in the fridge, waiting for another batch. So, having studied up a bit on chocolate work recently, I thought these would make for fantastic confections! But what kind of mold to use?! I wanted it to reflect the Baron just as much as the cupcakes did. I thought about plain cup molds and decorated with purple and silver sugar. I thought about rosette molds (black roses at a funeral)… and that when I wandered into my local outlet store and found a silicone skull-shaped ice cube tray, already for Halloween. Silicone is amazing stuff- it’s non-stick, it can be frozen, and it can take temperatures up to 500℉, making it perfect for candywork. Chocolate doesn’t get anywhere NEAR that hot (the working temperature for dark chocolate is around 88℉), but the non-stick quality made these perfect. The chocolate I picked was by one of my personal favorite companies, Green & Black’s (http://www.greenandblacks.com/us/). They specialize in organic, fair-trade, DELICIOUS chocolate. Their baking chocolate is fantastic (76% Cacao), but they’re snacking chocolate is also rather excellent for when you have a sweet tooth. I’m looking forward to doing a lot more candymaking in the future- thoughts anyone?

    In the next installment:
    Chocolate! Honeycomb Candy! MADNESS!!!
    ‘Till then, stay classy, everyone!