There are reasons I call myself a “baker,” and not a “pastry chef.”
Beyond the respect and station that I think comes with the “chef” title that I personally don’t think I’ve earned just yet, or the argument that “a chef is a cook who leads other cooks” and I haven’t had any cooks under my command for longer than a couple hours, there’s the fact that… well… I don’t think I’m quite crazy enough yet.
Let me explain- when I say “not crazy enough,” I mean that I still stand in rapt awe, wonder, and a little fear, of people who possess the meticulous attention to detail necessary to do certain things. Not just do them once or twice, but REPETITIVELY, and CONSISTENTLY. No cutting corners, no shrugging things off as “rustic” or “it’s meant to be like that”- if whatever these people do isn’t looking pristine, it’s unacceptable.
While I’m not exactly envious of the perfectionism these individuals have (my grandfather’s saying “Don’t let ‘perfect’ be the enemy of ‘good’” comes to mind- and he was a brain surgeon) I am constantly in wonder of the level of PERCEPTION involved in noticing minuscule details.
Like many things in this world, an ideal case study for it comes from a certain mouse.
“Nerdy family spends all its time in Epcot,”
“Great Movie Ride and Spaceship Earth MUST happen.”
“Just drop off Mom and Lauren in Japan, Matt will find his way to England or Canada.”
“Matt WILL get a picture with Winnie the Pooh.”
- At the “Living with the Land” ride in Epcot, explicit detail is paid to the outside of a farmhouse with a light on in the upper window. If you then get a meal at the rotating “Land” restaurant above, you can see into that window- and see a complete bedroom with books on the end table, and a hatbox on a perfectly made bed.
- While each area of the Magic Kingdom has its own soundtrack played on hidden speakers, what you might not realize is that each area also has its own SCENTSCAPE, with atomizers releasing subtle, appropriate scents into the air of each area. Frontierland smells like sage and leather, Adventureland like tropical flowers and fruit, Main Street like popcorn and baked goods, etc.
- Regardless of where you go or what you are standing near in Hollywood Studios, the lighting fixtures are always reminiscent of cinema lighting and spotlights, creating the feeling that your are CONSTANTLY walking on to a scene in a movie or a soundstage- exactly what Hollywood Studios is intended to be based on.
In an older entry, I describe how the concept of the magic circle is not entirely divorced from the culinary world. In a lot of ways (especially with the advent of Food Network and food entertainment), cooking and restaurants have become a form of performance art. Once seated, the customers are meant to be front-and-center for not just a meal, but an EXPERIENCE. The contract of the magic circle is simple here- “For the next few hours, we will drop you into a universe of leisure, intrigue, and the fabulous story of your night out told in food.”
It’s an attentiveness to detail that I confess I have not fully mastered yet myself. There are certain things I catch better than others- usually textures, smells, and spacial relations more that colors or fine details. In my writing, I have a keen sense of flow, rhythm, style, and word choice- but I then need to revise for clarity.
I wonder what a “Kim’s Game” for pastry chefs would look like. “What’s wrong with all these plates?” Perhaps it’s just something that comes with practice- though if I can get that practice without the blood pressure-jarring obsession, that’d be ideal.